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Joke of the Day

"A joke I thought of back in the 5th grade. Why did the robber go !POP!... Because he was busted. EDIT: a little corney, but hey who gives a flying fuckaroo."

"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."

"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"

"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""

"How does a rock star feel when he nails a groupie? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."