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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"

"What's the easiest way to pay a musician? Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza"

"So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an... But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned."

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"What do you call the system of honour of French horses? Chevalry"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."

"Why do black people have long legs? Because they're negros"

"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"

"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"