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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"

"I watched Mad Max: Fury Road today."

"What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today? What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?"

"I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own. Plagiarism"

"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"

"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"

"What's bad about being a Black Jew? They have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."

"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."