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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"

"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."

"Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident? He let God take the wheel Edit: *Jesus.* He let *Jesus* take the wheel"

"No one is ever able to catch me. What country do I live? Iran"

"My psychic friend told me that she could tell me what my favourite band is... I said No Doubt"

"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"

"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"

"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."

"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."

"If I get kidnapped, I'll sing Christmas songs until they hang themselves."