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Joke of the Day

"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back and give myself a bunch of incorrect lotto numbers, and teach myself the value of hard work."

"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"""And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."""

"Whats the difference between three cocks and a joke..... your mom can't take a joke"

"I figured out I'm autosapiosexual. I just came to this conclusion."

"I wish I was 7'9"" so my BMI would be normal"

"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."

"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"

"I would've been an actor, but I was afraid of being cast as the idiot that throws his gun when he runs out of bullets."