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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he just ""fell"""

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"

"A man goes to the library Man : do you have the new book on small penises? Women : sorry, I don't think it's in yet. Man : yeah, that's the one!"

"I deleted all my german friends off my phone... Its now Hans free."

"What is Shakespeare's favourite snack? Hamlet du fromage"

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"What did the SMG say to his son when he left for work Bizon"