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Joke of the Day

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an: A) gyptian B) gyptian C) gyptian D) gyptian E) gyptian."

"An Irish man left the bar"

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."

"Nobody heard those terrorist attacks coming... Never forget the tragic events of mime-eleven"

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."

"Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966. One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod"