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Joke of the Day
"ELI101: How do people not get binary?"
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"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."
"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"
"[Watching babies first steps] *turns to wife* Has he been drinking?"
"My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook"
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."
"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."