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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"
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"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."
"If I ever start with 'this one time I went jogging.....' I am not telling the truth."
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"Can /r/jokes start using NSFW tags for jokes with crude humor/language?"
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