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Joke of the Day
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I called her."
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"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."
"*strips buck naked*Buck: Give me back my clothes !"
"What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with? Downy."
"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."
"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"Chevrolet has seen a huge drop in sales in Canada They just hate the 2016 Cruze"
"Finally I found out how hashtags work #hashtag # hashtags #work #how #found"
"Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches."
"Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice."