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Joke of the Day
"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."
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"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."
"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."
"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*"
"How much semen does a catholic priest have? A butt load..."
"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"
"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"
"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"