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Joke of the Day

"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."

"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""

"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."

"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."

"My wife accused me of pedophilia... So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out."

"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"

"How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones."

"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"How does an Australian shave? Rise up lights"