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Joke of the Day

"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"

"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."

"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"

"CW:where are you going? Me:trying to prevent an awkward conversation between two people CW:who? Me:me and you"

"When someone stands next to me at the urinals, I can't pee because I'm nervous they'll see the kitten I keep in my pants."

"I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people."

"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."