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Joke of the Day

"Worst Betrayals in History: - Judas turning on Jesus - Brutus helping to murder Caesar - Verizon guy going to work for Sprint"

"When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend? There isn't one..."

"""Will the father be present during the birth?"" asked the obstetrician. ""Nah"" replied the mother-to-be ""He and my husband don't get along."""

"Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted? He was tried in a kangaroo court."

"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"

"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""

"Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record..."

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"What couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was to far outtttttttttt........ Ha weeeeeeed."