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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Why are you late? Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?"
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"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."
"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."
"I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing."
"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."
"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."
"There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party."
"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"
"Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D"