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Joke of the Day

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."

"Ugh, I hate wearing this towel while my wife washes my cape."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."

"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."

"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."

"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."

"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"