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Joke of the Day
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
Next Joke
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"
"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."
"whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person"
"I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths. The research just isn't there."
"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"
"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."
"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."