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Joke of the Day
"What is Shrek's favorite book? Don-key xote"
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"Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?"
"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"
"I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing."
"A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners enjoy prison rape."
"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"
"You're American when you go in to the bathroom, and American when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein')"
"Cop: So, I'm writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Me: You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk."