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Joke of the Day
"Why do gypsies suck at basketball? They always travel and their stealing attempts end up failing."
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"I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."
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"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."
"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."
"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."
"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."
"Can we make it a rule not to put anything after the punchline? Seriously, it ruins the joke every time without fail."
"The Grim Reaper walks over to you in his Uggs, taps his Michael Kors watch and says, ""you're literally dead."""