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Joke of the Day

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"

"Not to be vague, but stuff and things"

"My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom. The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Depression is the best food. Happiness is the best animal. I don't know since we're clearly making stuff up."

"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."