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Joke of the Day
"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."
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"So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, ""How good are you at PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word."""
"Q: What's red and sits in the corner? A: A naughty tomato."
"I'm holding a benefit for people with erectile dysfunction or orgasm issues. If you can't come, let me know."
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"
"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""
"You know you're too drunk to drive when... The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener."
"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."