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Joke of the Day
"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"
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"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."
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"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"
"Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal."
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"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."
"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."
"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"
"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"