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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"

"Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color."

"You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?"

"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""

"I delete enough tweets to know I should never get a tattoo."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"

"the series finale of Game of Thrones will be the camera pulling back & revealing it was a snowglobe and the owner is watching sports instead"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"

"I got my dog vaccinated... ...I think she might have paw-tisim now."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"