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Joke of the Day

"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."

"Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results."

"My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that I probably have type 2 diabetes."

"I really could use some steroids. My balls are just way too big."

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"

"Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom."

"Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby I'll check on that."

"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"