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Joke of the Day

"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face."

"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."

"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."

"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"

"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."

"There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?"

"Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good."

"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."

"A blonde said to her friend while driving ""I got a compliment on my driving today,"" said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said ""parking fine""."