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"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"
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"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."
"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""
"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."
"What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison? Small medium at large."
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth. The kidney stones are a close second."
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do."
"How did the white girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)"