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Joke of the Day
"summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell"
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"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"When I die I hope someone puts ""In Memory Of Jenny Johnson"" in old English lettering across the back windshield of their Buick Riviera."
"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."
"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."
"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"
"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"
"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"
"Sex is like a snowstorm... Sex is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10"" overnight you are *not* moving the next day."