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Joke of the Day

"Christopher Walken should make a Christmas album called ""In a Winter Wonderland"""

"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."

"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"

"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."