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Joke of the Day
"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."
Next Joke
"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"
"Knock...Knock... Who's there? Interrupting cat... Int(meow)err(meow)upt(meow)ing(meow)(meow)c(meow)at(meow)who? Meow..."
"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
"Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable."
"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""
"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."