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Joke of the Day

"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"

"What did Charlie Manson get his fiancee? A blood diamond... (doh!)"

"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."

"whats brown and sticky? a stick!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to the idiots house."

"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"A friend asked how I'd describe a hot air balloon, and I just told him it's a lot like my ex, but with a basket."

"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."

"10101 = 20 Sorry, I'm a bit high right now."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."