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Joke of the Day

"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"

"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."

"Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: for a totally legitimate reason Now start fucking laughing"

"What's black and white and red all over? Niggers getting the fuck beat out of them by cops"

"""Wow, it's pouring out there."" ""Just let a smile be your umbrella!"" ""That's not how rain works, Karen."""

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."

"Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm... He tells the bartender ""let me have a drink...and one for the road."""

"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."

"A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."""