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Joke of the Day

"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."

"Sitting on the toilet this morning, I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."

"A dyslexic walked into the bra"

"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"

"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."

"MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Bleecker St. You insisted you weren't choking and put up a good fight."

"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."

"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."