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Joke of the Day
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
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"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""
"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"
"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."
"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."
"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"
"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."