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Joke of the Day

"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"

"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways."

"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"