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Joke of the Day
"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"
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"Have you ever noticed that cigars and scotch taste the same? They both taste like my dad's approval."
"I don't drink anymore... ...I don't drink any less either."
"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."
"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."
"I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver."
"I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih-tzu."
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"