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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."

"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."

"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"

"Two aerials get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant."

"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""

"What do lesbians and chinese people have in common They both like to eat pussy"

"Have you ever wanted to make a difference? WELL THEN GO TO A FUCKING MATH CLASS YOU FUCK"

"Meat, eggs, and a blow job: which one doesn't belong? A blow job, because you can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, but you can't beat a blow job!"

"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""