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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
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"What do you call a nut that can't talk? Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up."
"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."
"Why is English such a hard language to learn? Because it's"
"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."
"If you ever feel dumb, remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they are tree branches and fall to the ground."
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"I got accused of date rape once in college, but that's ridiculous. It wasn't a date."
"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"