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Joke of the Day

"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"

"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."

"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."

"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""

"I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. I don't want to interrupt her."

"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"

"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."

"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."

"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."