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Joke of the Day
"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."
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"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""
"What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line? A nice hare cut"
"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."
"Two women were sitting quietly..."
"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"
"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"
"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."
"I'm getting really good at this parenting thing. I just secretly ate 3 oreos while my kids were in the same room."