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Joke of the Day

"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

"The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me."

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""

"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."

"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."

"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"

"What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!"