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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing? He had deadlines to meet"

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"My ""Not involved in human trafficking"" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook. Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter."

"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."