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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
Next Joke
"Q: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? A: Put it on my bill."
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."
"What do you give to a man that had everything? Antibiotics"
"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."
"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"
"remember when u found out the french word for seal was phoque and u were like this is the best day of my phoquing life"