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Joke of the Day
"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"
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"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"There we were, two men against an army... Boy, did we beat the hell out of those two guys."
"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."
"Two Lumberjacks were killed during a recent hurricane. The next day's headline read: ""Nature Shows Idiomatic Side; Kills Two Beards with One Storm""."
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"HER: this isn't working out ME: is it because I'm too literal? HER: I just don't want to see you any more ME: ok *gently closes her eyes*"
"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."