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Joke of the Day
"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."
"So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps."