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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."
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"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."
"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"
"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."
"heres a funny one. womens rights /s"
"Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-"
"Don't assume I have a bad memory if I don't remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don't like you enough to pay attention"
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"Why is Anthony Weiner considered a hipster? He had has dick out for Harambe before it was cool."
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."