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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being addicted to drinking brake fluid. I said I can stop any time I want."
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"Who is your Grandma's favorite politician? Bernie Sandmaster Flash"
"If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."
"How is sleeping with a girl whose dad is in the other room the same as being kidnapped? Come quietly and nobody gets hurt."
"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"
"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."
"Never feel worthless! Your organs are worth thousands."
"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."