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Joke of the Day

"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."

"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."

"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"

"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."