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Joke of the Day
"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
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"Q: Why are ghouls green? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills."
"The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon."
"A mother asks her son What is school like? It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid."
"A paedophile and a young boy are walking through a forest at midnight..... The young boy says, ""I'm scared"". The paedophile says, ""You're scared? I've got to walk back on my own!"""
"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
"Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody."
"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"
"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."
"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"