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Joke of the Day

"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."

"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."

"What do you call an elf made of lego? Legolass"

"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."

"How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !"

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"

"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."