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Joke of the Day
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
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"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."
"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?"
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"
"What's the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"
"As someone who didn't win a lot of awards, I enjoyed going to the dentist it was one of the few times I was recognized by plaque"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"