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Joke of the Day
"I can't stand Freud... him and his motherfucking complex."
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"Try some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Stevie Wonder! They have ""the taste you can s- ... taste."""
"Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood? It would be funny if it had a punchline Wooden tit"
"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"
"My gal pal: ""Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"" Me: ""Poverty."""
"Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado."
"You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."
"Glad everyone is done talking about the fight. Now how about that May weather?"
"The Navy How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"