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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef"
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"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."
"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."
"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""
"Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said ""turn down for what"" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun"
"My wife made pancakes but they were totally lumpy and it's like, do you even sift bro?"
"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."
"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."