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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."

"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"Fannee Doolee loves sleep, but she doesn't love bedtime. Why do you think that is? Because Fannee Doolee has crippling anxiety, and falling asleep reminds her of her inevitable death."

"Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet? The second page of a youtube search."

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."