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Joke of the Day

"Who can suck off every man on earth? A black hoe."

"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."

"Overheard: ""Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."""

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"[At a One Direction concert] No, I'm not a...I SAID NO I'M NOT A BIG ONE DIRECTION FAN I JUST HATE MYSELF AND FEEL THE NEED TO SELF PUNISH"

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuch-orn"

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell."

"[commercial for Facebook] *man sits in tree, watching friends from high school through binoculars* ""Don't you wish there were a better way?"""