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Joke of the Day
"Who can suck off every man on earth? A black hoe."
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"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."
"Only Pools And Corpses A new sitcom starring Michael Barrymore and Demi Moore."
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work."
"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"
"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."
"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"
"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"